Doesn’t every body enjoy the sweet smell of over-priced flowers that 99 % of us are too lazy to grow our selves? I am not a naysayer of love, nor am i even a naysayer of valentines day! In fact it is a sweet reminder of the companion ship we all share or could potentially share. It is a reminder of the human condition and the productions of that condition. Valentines day has given us unprecedented symbolism and love making that can only be rivaled by that of an anniversary. The only thing that i can say negative about this joyous occasion is that it is solely and simply up to you to not cheese it up with the corporatist laden ideology that floods your local walgreens, convenience store, walmart, kmart, caldoors, piggly wiggly WHATEVER store it is that is closest to your house that you decided to purchase your symbols of love from. Remember that old saying “You can’t buy love”. So let him or her know how you feel not just by exchanging assorted chocolates, but by saying what you mean and how you feel. Single people on valentines day always tend to whine it up, but if you can get past your own lack of companionship you can at least appreciate the potential, and aside from loving the people you love, all you can do is look forward to potentially being loved or loving anyone.
Now go out their and be some body, and of course get your brains laid out! After all you deserve it after giver her all that shit that you paid for.
Today was not the first day that i have been fully submerged into this common problem, but what really caught me was my moment of reckoning. On this fine Wednesday morning i truly realized Mountain Home’s general populace is filled to the proverbial brim of nearly or full retarded drivers. I have comprised a list of potential tips that local drivers should consider.
- Brandon Gilliam